The Dysfunctional Theatre Company


How to Have the Ultimate Orgasm Each and Every Time
by Rick Vorndran
Under St. Mark's Theater
94 St. Mark's Place
Tues/Wed May 1-2, 8-9 & 15-16, 2001 at 8:00pm

The Dysfunctional Theatre Company acts out articles verbatim from women's and men's magazines about how to please your lover.

Does size really matter? You bet it does! And have you ever taken the 30 "sexam"? If you haven't, now's your chance! With topics and controversies taken from only the most up-to-date, modern sources, the Dysfunctional Players show you how to REALLY please your lover. Fully. Completely. Each and every time.

HOW TO HAVE THE ULTIMATE ORGASM EACH AND EVERY TIME is a production of the Dysfunctional Theatre Company, who were responsible for such shows as "Vampire Stewardesses From Hell!!", "Alien Sex Cult Clones Madonna!", "Il Duce: The Rudy Giuliani Story", and the Fringe 2000 hit, "I Am Star Trek".

Directed by Rick Vorndran
Stage Manager/Costume Designer: Claudia Cahill
Graphic Designer: Jane Regina
Publicity: Bill Rice
Light and Sound Design: Ron Fischer
Set Design: Geniusdome, Ltd.

James Ferazzi: the curly haired guy
Laura Lanman: the brunette
Amy Overman: the redhead
Justin Plowman: the tall one
Jennifer Jill White: the sort-of blond one