The Dysfunctional Theatre Company
They're hot. They're sexy. And they're dead.
Lillith, Magdalena, Katrina and Tatiana are flight attendants for the newly-formed Trump Airlines. Their high-flying mission: Find high-flying frat boys. Get frat boys drunk. Suck them dry when they most suspect it.
Meanwhile, suspicious about the blood-drained corpses piling up, police detective Roscoe Badcheck and his new sidekick Tommy Sidekick are hot on their tails, in more ways than one. Mix in mob kingpin Don Tortellini, vampire patriarch Count Bruno Von Wie, cynical coroner Jane Kadaver, rock star Blunt Razor, and ageless vampire hunter Vichy Vionescu, and you don't have matches match made in heaven. It's a virtual highway to hell.
VAMPIRE STEWARDESSES FROM HELL is the twelfth production of the Dysfunctional Theatre Company, who were responsible for such travesties as "Alien Sex Cult Clones Madonna!"; "Il Duce: The Rudy Giuliani Story"; "Control Freaks In Love"; "Mr. Rogers Y2K" and the NYC Fringe 2000 hit, "I Am Star Trek; The Life of Gene Roddenberry".
Directed by Rick Vorndran
Sound Design: Mark Penner
Lighting Design: Bill Rice
Costume and Prop Design: Claudia Cahill
Publicity: Geniusdome Ltd.
Dramaturgy: Steven Orlikowski
The cast also plays various non-speaking roles, dead people, and pieces of furniture as needed.